According to an HOH tipster who witnessed the scene, the Louisiana Republican arrived Thursday evening at his United Airlines gate 20 minutes before the plane was scheduled to depart, only to find the gate had already been closed. Undeterred, Vitter opened the door, setting off a security alarm and prompting an airline worker to warn him that entering the gate was forbidden.
Vitter, our spy said, gave the airline worker an earful, employing the timeworn “do-you-know-who-I-am” tirade that apparently grew quite heated.
That led to some back and forth, and the worker announced to the irritable Vitter that he was going to summon security.
Vitter, according to the witness, remained defiant, yelling that the employee could call the police if he wanted to and their supervisors, who, presumably, might be more impressed with his Senator’s pin.
But after talking a huffy big game, Vitter apparently thought better of pushing the confrontation any further. When the gate attendant left to find a security guard, Vitter turned tail and simply fled the scene.
Best snark in the comments wins a prize.
(Hat-tip: Taegan)
That he was late to the gate because he got held up in security.
Those diaper pins make the metal detector go HAYWIRE.
Err…at least that’s what I’ve been told…
(Cast eyes to the ground…shuffles nervously).
didn’t get lost in checked baggage.
is just impossible to top.
If David Vitter approached me and asked me he I knew who he was I’d be tempted to shoot off about a dozen or so snarks.
Too much formula in his hand luggage.
Accidentally went through the wrong door at the gate? Sure thing Davey boy…
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Did Larry take too long this time?
I cant believe this guy is more likely than not going to have an easy ride towards re-election, in both the GOP primary and general election. He is a stain on my party.
if the ‘forbidden entry’ party of the story is more snark-worthy, or the fact that “Vitter turned tail”.
for me to not burst out laughing.
Wow, Bunning, Burris, Vitter…we’re gonna have a very entertaining cycle ahead of us.
Someone needs to stand near the entrance, waiting, tapping their fingers on the changing table.
Oh wait–
And also, isn’t this not the only recent story involving airport security and some member of Congress?
Also, Vitter may be advised not to be so rash.
But clearly he needed one.
With him getting reelected or not. Sorry, I know it’s a funny story, but that’s the reality. This isn’t the Minneapolis Airport.
Senator, I blew Larry Craig. Larry Craig was a “friend” of mine. Senator, you’re no Larry Craig.”
Where did he flee the scene to?
They wouldn’t let Diaper Dave on the flight?! You must be shitting me.
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Subcommittee on Aviation Operations, Safety, and Security
Too funny.
Penis-shaped babka or something?